Get out of bed when the alarm clock goes off and not snuggle under the duvet for another 15 minutes, then rush around getting the children ready for school in a mad panic in manner of deranged mother or similar.
Practise yoga on a daily basis so can
maintain regain gain ability to perform poses with a serene smile on face (as instructed by yoga teacher) and not with a grimace and the feeling that inner thighs are about to split.
Keep the garden weeded, hoed and pruned so that it becomes a place of beauty and relaxation and not overgrown, mole-infested jungle in manner of neglected tumble-down property about to be fenced off by health and safety inspector.
Learn how to operate the new TV / playstation so that can watch interesting / foreign language channels via the internet without having to ask children how to access the menu.
Work on new novel for two hours every morning in manner of serious, professional author before getting distracted with emails, Twitter, Facebook and blogging (oops!)
I will not…
Drive the children to school wearing my pyjamas in manner of slummy mummy or similar.